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Bro Call: An Introduction

“I Gain A Sense of Self-Worth When My Local Team Wins” To get a fresh perspective on the popular “bro” subculture at Penn State, Onward State has called upon Chad, a self-proclaimed “bro, Fratboy, and Jack Johnson enthusiast” to post his musings on the universe, philosophy, and high culture. Here is the first installment of […]

Dr. Martin Luther King’s Penn State Speech

Penn State is still very much in the weekend– the university is closed for Martin Luther King Day. Gandhi’s grandson will be speaking here on Wednesday in honor of MLK, who incidentally once gave a speech at Penn State. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr spoke to a crowd of about 8,000 people in Rec Hall […]

Magician Makes Hangovers Disappear

Graham Spanier joined some students for brunch on Saturday in Findlay Commons. What do you think they talked about? (Picture courtesy of Robert Kieffer, our correspondent in the Far East.)

Overheard on Twitter

Awe, we’re blushing a lil.

Obama-Themed Ice Cream ‘A Sticky Situation’

Recently, Penn State announced a few new ice cream flavors to be served at the Pennsylvania Inaugural Gala during this Tuesday’s Presidential Inauguration of renowned domestic terrorist and Socialist Barack Hussein O’bama. These “flavors” are called “BaRocky Road”, “Obama White House”, and “BidenBerry”, each with their own unique ingredients. So, what are these ingredients? Why […]

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