Girl carrying an empty case of Miller Lite and an empty case of wine to the dumpster at 8:30 a.m.: "I'm still so fucked up, I can't believe I'm going to class. They should say 'Your blood alcohol level has to be less than X to go to class.'"
Anyone who went out last night commiserated over how it was not possible to walk on the sidewalk without slipping and falling. Fortunately, we caught it all on video.
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