Penn State administrators announced they hope to boost student morale by playing the line dance across campus every hour.
The Creamery has taken note of wrestlers' attempts to maintain their weights and released a new flavor: Kale Sanderson.
When you give 40,000 students the reins to elect whoever they want, strange things can happen.
We've made some of the most common Facebook Class of *Whatever* posts into a Madlib style to save you the effort of every having to write, or read, one again.
Katie Jordan opted for eggs Benedict, home fries, and a chocolate chip pancake while Sammy Geisinger chose a veggie omelet. Only one cleaned her plate.
UPUA's 11th Assembly was one of the most successful in the organization's short history, but we are confident that Katie Jordan and running mate Alex Shockley will be able to hit the ground running to continue this work. For this reason, Onward State offers Jordan our official endorsement in her campaign to become the next student body president.