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Fro-Yos Merge; New Home on Campus

Ever get a craving for frozen yogurt but are too lazy to head downtown to one the four frozen yogurt shops on College Avenue? No need to fret - soon you will be able to get your fro-yo fix on campus!

Ke$ha Rewrites Alma Mater

In a startling move, Penn State President Graham Spanier auctioned off the rights to the Alma Mater this morning. The highest bidder was renowned STD collector and 3rd grade spelling bee runner-up, Ke$ha. Ke$ha has rewritten the Alma Mater and named her creation “Eye <3 P$V.” It is currently available for purchase on iTunes.

Group Promotes Awareness of Awareness on Campus

"ARE YOU AWARE?" It's the question that has been asked to thousands of Penn State students this week via chalk messages and flyers across campus, yet we are unsure how to answer with anything other than "of what?".

Hungry? Onward State’s Got You Covered

Starting today, when you visit OnwardState.com on your mobile phone, you'll be able to order take out and delivery food for no online ordering fee. When you visit the site, look for the "Food" option in the nav bar. The new service comes from our partnership with StateCollege.com and is aimed at helping make Onward State your one-stop-shop for all things Penn State. Here are some of the establishments we're offering, click through for the complete list:

  • Campus Candy
  • Canyon Pizza
  • Grillers
  • Pita Pit
  • Rotelli

Wanted: Escorts for Sorority Formals

Formal is approaching, stress is paired with anxiety so Lauren and Ariel need dates. Apply now to escort one of these ladies to their sorority spring formals.

Beannachtaí na Fhéile Pádraig!

You may have noticed a man walking around campus in a funny outfit today, or in past years, playing the bagpipe. While this would be considered quite bizarre on 364 days of the year, today is Saint Patrick's Day, and nothing evokes that feisty Irish spirit like a jig-worthy bagpipe ditty.

Patrick Salmon, a junior majoring in Energy Engineering has sported this Gaelic outfit every St. Paddy's day for three years. Salmon is a member of the Irish Culture Society back in his hometown of Scranton, PA. Learn more about the student behind this act, and watch a video of him performing a song just for Onward State!

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