Getting lucky, bumping uglies, makin' whoopee, and hitting a home run. We're talking about sex, and we want to hear about your craziest Penn State hook-up stories.
For every thousand Penn State supporters, there's one hater who needs to take their anger to Yelp.
This is a new week featuring a home game and bit less than 16 years of pride on the line. Let this playlist help you transition from going 0-1 last week to going 1-0 this week.
We can't predict exactly what will happen today, but we know the Penn State-Pitt faceoff will be heated. Here's a drinking game to make this once-in-every-16-years experience either way better or way worse.
Here's our power-listing of Trace McSorley nicknames.
This is supposed to be fun.