Trace McSorley: Moonlighting As A Nickname Overlord
So long, Sackenberg — with a new starting quarterback comes a new era of nicknames. You might’ve heard “Trace the Ace” or “Trace McScorley” floating around after Trace McSorley’s first starting game last week against Kent State, but we’re bringing the nickname game to the next level.
Here’s our power-listing of the best nicknames for Trace McSorley:
Without A Trace
After being cast on TV crime drama Without A Trace, fans were surprised when Trace McSorley committed to play football at Penn State. Point for James Franklin.
Trace of Spades
Since you probably can’t tailgate before the Pitt game this weekend, you might as well get in a friendly game of Go Fish or Texas Hold ‘Em before kickoff.
Before the game? After the game? It doesn’t matter — McDonald’s has all-day breakfast.
James Franklin asked for someone to bring down the offensive hammer — and he got just that.
We’re just glad to have a dwarf quarterback as loveable as Pluto.
Caution — viewers under the age of 18 may be disturbed. The image above is a rendering of what may happen if Penn State loses to Pitt.
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Students once approved a Wally Triplett statue that Penn State’s bureaucracy prevented from ever coming to fruition.
Rednor is current a junior and the president of Zeta Tau Alpha sorority.
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