One event leads to another, and another, and another.
"War is Over?" — obviously an ode to the coaching search.
Did you make Santa's nice list this year? Eduroam sure didn't.
I bet you didn't think drafting Saquon Barkley would be the reason you are eating an entire super-sized pizza by yourself, huh?
Give them the keys to the city.
A coaching search that provided no coach for nearly two months somehow produced $370 million for everyone else.