
Aside from taking two pills to calm his stomach, Head Coach James Franklin has an easy pregame routine because he doesn't have to worry about doing his hair (like Saeed Blacknall). But we couldn't help ourselves and decided to try a few different hairstyles on everyone's favorite bald coach.

Though State College isn’t exactly crawling with fairies, princesses, and talking animals, Happy Valley is more similar to a Disney movie than you may think.

Everyone from JoePa to Mike Waite has had a quote-worthy moment, and what better way to commemorate that than with some Etsy-inspired Penn State decor?

We at Onward State couldn’t miss the opportunity to experience bid day in our three most beloved states of mind. That being said, we present to you one competent, and two absolutely inebriated, staff members in the latest edition of Drunk, Sober, High.