Penn State knows you're gonna party, so why try to fight it? Instead, they sent out some helpful tips on how to throw a successful dorm-room rager.
We at Onward State couldn’t miss the opportunity to experience bid day in our three most beloved states of mind. That being said, we present to you one competent, and two absolutely inebriated, staff members in the latest edition of Drunk, Sober, High.
If a Saturday night at Canyon Pizza was a book, here is the colophon.
Thank the student media gods that a moment of true greatness was captured, and never forget that NO ONE can eat a cheesesteak like a blogger.
Tim Beckman was fired as Illinois Head Football Coach on Friday, and Penn State Twitter promptly responded how it always does in these situations: by mocking Beckman and cracking jokes.
Apparently Penn State believes in whole-hearted indulgence, as a post to its Facebook page condemns new Oreo Thins.