It has just been announced that Canyon Pizza will be raising its slices to $1.50, effective April 2nd.
According to several eyewitnesses, The Willard Preacher suddenly said, “You know what? Fuck this. Seriously, fuck this,” and promptly became an Atheist today.
The Daily Collegian's sex columnists Dick and Jane are newly born-again virgins. They have stopped writing their sex column to pursue a new topic: Abstinence. They will now write for Onward State every Thursday about not having sex and why it's awesome.
THON has just announced that bouncers from the Shandygaff will serve as the newest Rules and Regulations Captains for 2015.
Penn State Police have determined that a kidnapping reported to have happened on Jan. 28 on Shortlidge Road did not actually happen, according to a Penn State release.
When I made the descent into Irving's basement, I wasn't exactly sure what to expect. It was to be my first meeting with the Penn State Furries, the Happy Valley sector of the fan culture for people who like to, in its simplest form, dress up and pretend to be animals.