Drunk Sober High
Scheduling classes can be confusing for incoming freshmen. It's hard to navigate the logistics of LionPATH even with the help of advisors and NSO leaders there to guide you.
The Au Bon Pain locations in the Kern Building, Zoller Gallery, West Gate, and Katz Building will close for remodeling to Panera Bread on June 18.
The Alumni Association will hold a Final Four mixer for Penn State's "just outside Philly" crowd ahead of Saturday's game.
Once you hit Rt. 80 on your way home from State College, it's hard not to lose track of your speed and get carried away singing along to your playlist.
Do you yearn for cigarette ash-dusted grilled cheeses from "quintessential shithole" Grillers? Or a night out at G-Man with your old frat bros? Or have evenings of drinking felt incomplete ever since Canyon moved across Beaver and got rid of its sticky blue picnic tables?
If you think your family is going to take cute pictures at the Lion Shrine, you might as well stop trying. Saquon Barkley's family has set the bar exceptionally high for that.
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