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News & Notes After Cracking Open Cold Ones In James Franklin’s Basement

At long last, Onward State received exclusive media member invites for beers in James Franklin's basement. Here's what we learned.

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President Barron To Run In Mifflin Streak As Final Act As President

There's a new piece of genitalia joining the Mifflin Streak, folks.

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Sandy Barbour Grants Sean Clifford ‘Lifetime Eligibility’ In Final Move As Athletic Director

Step aside, Christian Veilleux and Drew Allar. Sean Clifford isn't going anywhere just yet.

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Inspired By GPS Error, Blue Loop Extends Service To African Coast

The Blue Loop will soon take passengers to northwestern Africa, including countries such as Ghana and Nigeria.

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Power Ranking Penn State’s School Colors

Although we love them all, there is a clear hierarchy among Penn State's school colors.

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