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Penn State Pro Day Quick Hits

Yesterday, Nittany Lion football players that have professional aspirations showed off their wares to over 50 NFL scouts for Penn State’s Pro Day at Holuba Hall.  A school-specific follow-up to the NFL Combine, Pro Day not only allows players to have a second chance to impress scouts, but includes players not invited to the Combine […]

Penn State Considering ‘Hydration Stations’

Green is cool (ex, Green Man). That’s why we’re excited OPP is considering the installation of ‘hydration stations‘ throughout campus. These white wonders contain water filtration systems that provide water as good as bottled water. Not sure if that means much, since most bottled water is just tap water anyways, but still this would be […]

Democratic State: UPUA Debate #1 Recap

So the first debate has come and gone, almost all of you decided not to attend. This is all well. I’m going to attempt to break it down a little bit for you. First off: The three candidates running are: Incumbent President Gavin Keirans, Nick Borsuk, and Incumbent Vice-President current Governmental Affairs Chair Samantha Miller. […]

BREAKING NEWS: Penn State Students Drink

According to analysis in several fields by the top brain surgeons, nuclear physicists, and aerospace engineers in the greater Centre County area, as well as the expert reporting of the Collegian and Penn State Live, it has been determined with almost perfect precision that students at the Pennsylvania State University drink often and in vast […]

Financial Crime Wave on Campus?

Man, Dear Old State has kind of been down on its luck this week in regards to financial crime, theft and embezzlement. Somebody call Rorschach. The CDT reports today that over a 1000 Social Security numbers were stolen from an Office of Physical Plant computer – but why anybody would want to target an OPP […]

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