Distraction of The Day: AHCG ’09
Today’s distraction doesn’t offer much to the majority of our female readers, but I’ve got the feeling that male Onward Staters won’t hate it.
CollegeHumor.com is once again doing its annual America’s Hottest College Girl contest, a March Maddness-style bracket of attractive co-eds. Penn State Junior Health Policy and Administration major Kristy is in the equivalent of the Sweet Sixteen.
Advancement is contingent upon popular vote, so give her some Penn State support while ogling her. She’s stacked up against another Pennsylvanian, Lydia, who isn’t too shabby:
Voting ends at midnight tonight, so if you have 2 seconds, head over there.
In conclusion: Hot Girls! Penn State pride! Hooray!
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