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Blue & White Rapper Contest: Snowman

Over the next two days, we will be critiquing all six of the entries for the Blue & White Rapper contest. You watch all the entry videos at GoPSF.com and vote for your favorite at the Collegian.

Snowman

Davis

Good: The first five seconds of snapping made me so jealous. Don’t tell anyone, but I still don’t know how to snap.
Bad: Two things: his sunglasses and the “Created with Flip4Mac Trial” watermark.
Ugly: The final fifty-five seconds of snapping.
Best line: “Oh by the way, I forgot to mention: did you hear about JoePa’s three year extension? 43 years and he’s already a legend!”

Evan

Good: Excellent snapping prowess
Bad: Snaps seem to distract Snowman, disrupting his flow
Ugly: Some of those rhymes are pretty god-awful
Best line: “Our office gets a great big spark, from our number one quarterback Mr. Daryll Clark, Whenever he throws he always hits his mark, blown away critics are left without remark”

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