Blue & White Rapper Contest: Snowman
Good: The first five seconds of snapping made me so jealous. Don’t tell anyone, but I still don’t know how to snap.
Bad: Two things: his sunglasses and the “Created with Flip4Mac Trial” watermark.
Ugly: The final fifty-five seconds of snapping.
Best line: “Oh by the way, I forgot to mention: did you hear about JoePa’s three year extension? 43 years and he’s already a legend!”
Good: Excellent snapping prowess
Bad: Snaps seem to distract Snowman, disrupting his flow
Ugly: Some of those rhymes are pretty god-awful
Best line: “Our office gets a great big spark, from our number one quarterback Mr. Daryll Clark, Whenever he throws he always hits his mark, blown away critics are left without remark”
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“Tim’s Law,” the Timothy J. Piazza Anti-Hazing Law, was approved by the Pennsylvania Senate Monday. The legislation is named after Tim Piazza, who died following a hazing ritual at the on-campus Beta Theta Pi fraternity house in February 2017. Now that it’s been passed by both Pennsylvania’s Senate and House of Representatives, the bill will move […]
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