The Daily Collegian's search for a new general manager has come to an end. When the newspaper's GM Gerry Hamilton announced his resignation, the Collegian began looking for a replacement (see our March 17 post). And they've finally found one.
Insiders at the Collegian have been quoted as saying, "Based on a statistical analysis of the number of hours put into this search by the Collegian's administration, the height and weight of the applicants for the position, their median age, and their average number of cups of coffee consumed daily, we have reached the conclusion that the quest for a new general manager was only slightly less treacherous and time consuming than Percival's quest for the Holy Grail. However, we believe our new GM will allow the newspaper to illuminate the Penn State community in never-before seen ways, making it a shining, glimmering beacon of journalistic light. He has truly been the pot o' gold at the end of the leprechaun's rainbow."
And who, you may ask, is deserving of such eloquent praise and acclamation?
Why, it's none other than our very own Davis Shaver!
Read his planned initiatives after the jump.
Mike Wallace, one of the students in charge of the UPUA's spring concert, sent a freshman intern to our offices this morning with a list of artists performing at Wallypalooza Last Call Last Stop.
Wallace explained to us why he choose Canada's pride and joy, Nickelback, to headline the event.
After the jump: details on the "hip hop" headliner.