PSU news by
Penn State's student blog



The STATEtorialist: Have A Good Hair Day

Any guy out there with hair longer than your average fade knows what it’s like to try to maintain a good look on top of our heads. Lucky for us, a lot of the time the messy style just happens without having to do anything, and sometimes we can roll right out of bed and look as model-eque as it gets. Just ask Rob Pattinson (left), whom hasn’t washed or styled his hair since the last time his mom spit in her hand and fixed it for church.

But for us guys whose natural mess up top isn’t always as appealing as Edward Cullen’s, there is a need for some kind of product. We’ve seen a countless number of these fads: Grease, Mousse, Hairspray, Gel. All of which’s ending result ends up looking way too wet, or way to stiff, or just plain weird. Recently, though,  we’ve seen the release of many new products,  like waxes and texture creams, that give us a happy medium between plain dry hair, and the dreaded “wet look”. Besides the aesthetic issues, according to my barber, Chad, gels and sprays that contain alcohol are bad for your hair, and the “distinguished bald” look doesn’t really apply when you’re in your 20s. Check out these two products that you’re sure to like; they’re both great options.

Short.Sexy.Hair, Slept In by Sexy Hair is a texture crème that is quite easy to work in, and doesn’t leave your hair looking too stiff or soggy. This product is great for manufacturing the messy look, and it’s the product that I use nearly every day. I have thicker than average hair, and this texture crème loosens it up and makes it flow a little better. It’s not a gel, not quite a wax, but it fixes the flaws with both of the products, (gel being too goopy and wax being too hard to work in). Short.Sexy.Hair is available at most grocery stores or anywhere where hair products are sold. Only downside is that it goes for around $16, but lucky for me, my aunt is a hairstylist and hooked me up! wrote a Review on Murray’s Hair Pomade, and shortly afterwards my friend Marcus bought it and called me to tell me about it. For $1.75 you can’t beat it with a stick, and it received an 86/100 by readers on AskMen’s review. From what I hear, when it comes to keeping your hair up this is the cream of the crop. Marcus seconds that motion, and told me that it is similar to Short.Sexy in that it doesn’t give off the gel look, but gives a slick finish to it that’ll keep it up all night. AskMen suggests using a nickels worth, but after reading reviews, and talking to someone who uses it, I’d suggest only a dime’s worth. Murray’s’ flaw is in that it does a stellar job of holding your hair up for hours on end, but is a real pain to wash out, and sometimes traces of it will stay in your hair for a few days. Sometimes, however,  hair looks best the day after a product is used. Maybe it’s because it’s a good combo of the manufactured messy look, and the actual messy hair.


About the Author


More by Ben

The STATEtorialist:Things I’ve Seen Enough Of

In every post I have ever made, I have made suggestions on what to wear, but not once have I ever suggested what not to wear. I’m a firm believer in the thought that if you’re told (or suggested) what not to do, you’re more likely to stray away from doing it. Hey, you have to fail before you learn to succeed, and I’ve made one or two of these mistakes on what I like to think of as the rough road I’ve taken to finally know what I’m talking about (ha ha). So read up and soak it in, because a lot of these faux pas that I notice all too often usually end up in a disappointing head shake from me, but not a solution to the problem.

These problems, which can be found after the jump, are in no specific order, but you should not do any of them…please.

The STATEtorialist: Get on Deck with Spring’s Footwear

The STATEtorialist: A Comeback Worth Noting


Penn State Women’s Volleyball Releases 2018 Schedule

Russ Rose’s Nittany Lions won’t play a single home match in September, electing to test themselves against teams like Stanford and Oregon early in the season.

Penn State Hoops Alumnus Joonas Suotamo’s Journey To Becoming Chewbacca Featured On ESPN’s ‘E:60’

Evaluating Tony Carr’s Performance At The 2018 NBA Draft Combine

Penn State Hockey Commit Evan Bell Wins Clark Cup With USHL’s Fargo Force

Center Ludvig Larsson Transfers To Penn State Hockey From Merrimack

Student Life

Penn State Esports Wins Tespa Collegiate Hearthstone Championship

With two Penn State Esport teams in the top eight, the odds of winning the National Championship were ever in our favor.

Road And Utility Work Impacting Penn State This Summer

Where Do Penn Staters Move After Graduation?

Plans Submitted For New KFC In State College

Developers have submitted preliminary land development plans to build a new KFC restaurant at 1780 S. Atherton St. in State College.

Predicting Penn State’s 2018 Kickoff Times

As the Nittany Lions have ascended back into college football’s elite, they’ve taken the field at night more often in the past few years and avoided the dreaded early kickoff.

We Are Royalty: Meghan Markle Is A Penn State Fan

Penn State fans are everywhere, even in the British royal family.

Be the first to know

  • Top posts and the best Penn State stories

Thank you for subscribing.

Something went wrong.

Penn State Esports Wins Tespa Collegiate Hearthstone Championship

With two Penn State Esport teams in the top eight, the odds of winning the National Championship were ever in our favor.

Send this to a friend