Newsflash: Natty Light Tastes Terrible

According to a recent study by, Natural Ice and Natural Light are among the three worst beers in the entire world.

This may come as a shock (or not) to the many of us who see these beers on campus filling garbage cans, edges of the sidewalks, and in your right hand as you read this.

The study was done by thousands of beer enthusiasts around the globe. And no, you can’t convince your advisor that you want to minor in “beer enthusiasm”.

Last night, the main reactions to this news appeared to be shouting gibberish, vomiting, and falling asleep on College Avenue. For those of you sober enough this morning to read the article, do you agree with and their attack on the sanctity of State College’s beer community?

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John Dempsey

John is a Junior majoring in Journalism from Hazleton, PA. He is so awesome that sharks dedicate a week to him. Likes: Video games, vigilante justice, irony, talking bears, Burt Reynolds, El Chupacabra, coloring books, chainsaws, and Australians. Dislikes: Zombies, clowns, zombie clowns, turtleneck sweaters, Apple, poor mustache grooming, nuclear winter, Roman architecture, guacamole, robots, LCD TVs, the color yellow, Velcro, ceiling fans, sprinklers, tornadoes, Belgians, squat thrusts, and romantic comedies.


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