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Rutgers Fans Do Not Like Penn State

So, this was a fun week for Penn State football. We had our sanctions lifted, we had fun talking with our pals over at Rutgers, and, of course, we had that great football game. And, to top it all off, we got a new recruit from none other than the great state of New Jersey. Unfortunately, not everyone had as great a week as ours, especially not Rutgers.

It seemed that there was a lot of hatred from Rutgers fans for us over here in Happy Valley, and they had no problems expressing it. It ranged from creative and somewhat funny, to simple and, well, exactly what you would expect from people that have to live in New Brunswick. So, in the spirit of some good, old-fashioned schadenfreude, we decided to compile our favorite hate messages from last week for your viewing pleasure.

Having also poured my heart out with Rutgers love last week, I too received some fun comments. Especially from a Rutgers message board that found my letter. It’s a lot to read, so here are some of my personal favorites. Asshat

Oh, so clearly! Damn me and my asshattery!

Underoos

Wow, I need to start preparing, all I have so far are parents who have a basement in New Jersey. AIDS And herpes

Update: Really sorry, 160louis and RUROCKIN, no AIDS or other incurable diseases for me. Don’t stop chasing your dreams though (or do, I really don’t want AIDS).

Conspiracy

No! RutgersROB found out about our grand conspiracy, abort abort!

Capture

Well, if RUROCKIN got his way, I would be itching my crotch pretty much all the time, so it would be tough to tell why. Except for, you know, the herpes.

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Mike Reisman

is a senior Supply Chain Management major with an Economics minor (Read: Business Douche) from South Jersey. He has an intense fear of graduating so please don't bring it up. He writes about stupid things nobody cares about, and student life if the site is low on content that is clearly supposed be funny but is really very unfunny. He is lovingly (?) known around the staff as Baby Mike which may or may not be because he has a child (hint: it’s not). He’s also a second generation Penn Stater who has been wearing Penn State sweatshirts since before he was two, a habit he hasn’t grown out of. If you really hate yourself, you can follow him on twitter at @mike_reisman or email him at [email protected]

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