We've searched high and low for the JoePa statue on campus, but recent findings suggest it may be hiding elsewhere.
I logged on to Yik Yak expecting the usual run-of-the-mill racist and misogynistic posts this morning, but what I saw restored my faith in humanity and might've singlehandedly ended racism.
THON 2016 take two, "Believing Further Beyond Boundaries," will be held to make up for the lack of personal recognition at the first THON.
It was fun while it lasted.
With an expertise on jail cell-like housing features, the Russians have called on Penn State to help design its new Gulag prison system.