Day: April 1, 2016

Onward Investigation: JoePa Statue Sightings

We’ve searched high and low for the JoePa statue on campus, but recent findings suggest it may be hiding elsewhere.

Overheard On Yik Yak: Nice Thing About Asian People

I logged on to Yik Yak expecting the usual run-of-the-mill racist and misogynistic posts this morning, but what I saw restored my faith in humanity and might’ve singlehandedly ended racism.

THON To Host A Second THON To Make It ‘More About Attendees’

THON 2016 take two, “Believing Further Beyond Boundaries,” will be held to make up for the lack of personal recognition at the first THON.

Report: Onward State Commenters Engage In Productive, Respectful Conversation

It was fun while it lasted.

UPUA Smoke-Free Initiative Inspired By Joe Paterno Tweet

Thanks, Joe.

Russia Hires Penn State Housing to Design Gulag Camps

With an expertise on jail cell-like housing features, the Russians have called on Penn State to help design its new Gulag prison system.

Source: Mike ‘The Mailman’ Was Sad Once

Onward State received an anonymous tip alleging that Penn State celebrity, Mike “The Mailman” Herr, was once sad. Shocked, we investigated the crazy accusation.

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