Author: Alex Bauer

Alex is a senior from Cheshire, Connecticut majoring in Corporate Innovation and Entrepreneurship (CIENT) and Finance. He is a first generation Penn Stater along with his two sisters. His favorite things are dogs, coffee, and dogs that shoot hot jets of coffee out of their mouths. If you are Mad Online™ about something Alex wrote on the internet, you can send him threatening emails at [email protected], or harass him on Snapchat and Instagram @TheAlexBauer.

#ForThe Bees, Birds, And Power Forwards: Other THONs Around The World

From Khole Kardashian and John Buccigross, to all your hometown friends watching your Snap and Insta stories, it feels like everyone knows about Penn State’s THON. But what about the other, lesser-known THONs out there?

46 Cups Of Coffee In 46 Hours: An Ongoing Expedition

“The bean’s juice gives me my power, and allows me to write the good sentences.” -Honoré de Balzac

Research Behemoth Penn State Declares Eating Tide Pods Unsafe

According to the Penn State newswire, The Pennsylvania State University, a top-tier land, sea, sun, and space grant research institution has made a fascinating discovery: eating Tide Pods is really stupid.

Amazon’s Alexa Will Soon Know What’s Cookin’ On Campus

It’s already been established that Alexa is a Penn State fan. Besides starting We Are chants, singing Fight On, State, and having a 409 bumper-sticker on its driverless vehicle (probably), Alexa will soon be able to tell you what’s cookin’ on campus.

Investment Of A Lifetime: Ken’s Best Wurst Cart Up For Sale

The legendary street meat sled is up for sale. Founder Offers $1,000 For Best Pro-Paterno, Anti-ESPN College GameDay Sign

No matter your view of him or his tactics, as long as you share John Ziegler’s disdain of ESPN, his $1,000 could be yours!

Riff Raff Coming To Penn State Sept. 12

Jody Highroller fans rejoice, Riff Raff is coming to Champs Downtown Tuesday, Sept. 12.