Florence's incoming class of students for the summer semester got a little bit deeper over the weekend.
You hear no "Well, actually..." or "What I think the author misunderstands..." And you smile. Because he has finally shut the hell up.
Jay Paterno is continuing his career as a pseudo-spokesman for oppressive political regimes.
"I couldn't take it anymore. I needed to get the hell out," one supplemental escapee said.
You won't believe how Eric Barron ends his day.
The 'children under six eat for free' loophole has taken a financial toll on the university.