"I can't thank Penn State's Board of Trustees enough for allowing me to pursue this joint venture in addition to my contractual duties as Athletic Director."
The Bryce Jordan Center has announced plans to take the success of Penn State Athletics into its own hands.
Florence's incoming class of students for the summer semester got a little bit deeper over the weekend.
You hear no "Well, actually..." or "What I think the author misunderstands..." And you smile. Because he has finally shut the hell up.
Jay Paterno is continuing his career as a pseudo-spokesman for oppressive political regimes.
"I couldn't take it anymore. I needed to get the hell out," one supplemental escapee said.