Drunk Sober High
"The bean's juice gives me my power, and allows me to write the good sentences." -Honoré de Balzac
According to the Penn State newswire, The Pennsylvania State University, a top-tier land, sea, sun, and space grant research institution has made a fascinating discovery: eating Tide Pods is really stupid.
It's already been established that Alexa is a Penn State fan. Besides starting We Are chants, singing Fight On, State, and having a 409 bumper-sticker on its driverless vehicle (probably), Alexa will soon be able to tell you what's cookin' on campus.
The legendary street meat sled is up for sale.
No matter your view of him or his tactics, as long as you share John Ziegler's disdain of ESPN, his $1,000 could be yours!
Jody Highroller fans rejoice, Riff Raff is coming to Champs Downtown Tuesday, Sept. 12.
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