Author: Alex Bauer

Alex is a senior from Cheshire, Connecticut majoring in Corporate Innovation and Entrepreneurship (CIENT) and Finance. He is a first generation Penn Stater along with his two sisters. His favorite things are dogs, coffee, and dogs that shoot hot jets of coffee out of their mouths. If you are Mad Online™ about something Alex wrote on the internet, you can send him threatening emails at [email protected], or harass him on Snapchat and Instagram @TheAlexBauer.

A Response To The Daily Collegian’s ‘Simple’ Solution To Sexual Assault

Boy, are they at it again. The infamous Daily Collegian columns have returned and this time they claim to have “solved” sexual assault.

The Official Arts Fest-Snapchat Drinking Game… For Everyone Not In State College

It’s Arts Fest, baby. You know what that means: Experiencing the magic of State College in the summer through your friends’ stupid Snapchats.

A Look Back At Rene Portland’s ‘No-Lesbian’ Lady Lions

Portland’s 27-year tenure at Penn State encompassed seven conference championships, eight conference tournament titles, and numerous NCAA tournament appearances. However, despite the accolades and extraordinary stats, her coaching career is hindered by an alleged shadow of hate.

An Overview Of Penn State’s Performance Audit Recommendations

Pennsylvania Auditor General Eugene DePasquale released his performance audit of Penn State on June 22. Here are some of the major recommendations included in the audit reports and the university’s response.

Penn State Alum Ryan Belz Sets Plinko Record On ‘The Price Is Right’

Ryan Belz, the former president of Penn State Students For Trump and UPUA presidential candidate seized the Plinko record during an episode of The Price Is Right that aired earlier today.

More ‘Significant Changes’ To Greek Life Will Be Discussed At Board Of Trustees Meeting

Penn State administrators will discuss “a comprehensive set of recommendations to ensure significant change” to Greek Life on June 2.

Absentee Ballots At All-Time High For 2017 State College Municipal Primary

The State College Municipal Primary saw a 543% increase in absentee ballots from 2015 thanks in large part to BugPAC.