“STATE PATTY’S DAY LIVE BLOG WOOOOOOOOOO!” Hello to all my loyal bros and babes. I just woke up from last night’s pre-State Patty’s Day escapades, and I’m about to start my participation in the greatest Penn State holiday ever! To show everyone what it’s like, I will be live blogging my experiences. Let’s do this! […]
“Why Wasn’t Dane Cook’s New Movie Nominated For Any Oscars?” Sup, Bromosexuals? Chad here again, and this time I’m angry. I’m sure a lot of you saw the Oscars this past Sunday. You may have been asking yourself this past week, “Man, those Oscars were really lame! Why hasn’t Chad of Onward State commented on […]
“How To Get All The Ladies, Part 2” Hello again broskis. Most of you have read the first part of my guide to getting ladies, so now you have the looks to get you the girls. But looks alone aren’t enough to get that chick. You need to go to the right places, act right, […]
“How To Get All The Ladies, Part 1” Sup dudes. Chad here again. Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and said to yourself, “I’m a failure of a human with no love life. How can I get all the ladies, like that sexy Chad fellow?” If you have, then you are in […]
“I Try To Moderate My Drinking” Hello again to all of the Brosephs and Brosephinas reading my new column. It’s been a little more than a week since I started writing. Wow! Can you believe it? I sure can’t! Anyway, today’s Bro Call is about drinking. Pretty sweet, right? I can’t imagine a week without […]
Hey there bros and bro-ettes, Chad here with some exciting news. It looks like beer pong, a most treasured passtime of many college students – myself included, is finally being recognized as a legitimate sport! A couple of weeks ago, Las Vegas hosted the World Series of Beer Pong, which was even reported by ESPN […]