Dear readers, Do not believe the idyllic tweet recently posted on Onward State. Downtown State College is peaceful and quaint? Perhaps if you consider the area of Beaver Canyon, which has been taken over by the pterodactyls, where exposed rib cages outnumber discarded beer cans, to be “quaint.” That tweet was a ruse, most likely […]
Remember that bag of rat food we found between Osmond and Boucke just before break? George has an update for us. Found, torn and empty, next to the Telecommunications Building (see attached).
Should we be insulted?
Hello, Onward State. My name is Brad. When most of you leave, you don’t think of what happens to State College without the student populations. You may think that the townspeople rejoice as though a plague has been banished; you may think that pizza shops just close early. But no one realizes that without the […]
Spotted today by the HUB… can’t imagine this is the type of thing they wanted outside the labs.