I prefer posting on Mondays, but I needed time to recover from that god-awful performance known as Movin’ On. What’s worse than shitty mainstream music? Shitty mainstream music from five years ago. Whatever. I finally got that tattoo of a little black dot on my right hand. Matilda asked me if I always had that […]
When I first visited Penn State in my junior year of high school I took one of Penn State’s signature campus tours. While on the tour, I learned lots of interesting trivia like how President Clinton is the only person ever allowed to mix flavors at the Creamery and that there are over 700 students […]
That does suck… FYL. Just imagine how the person who used to own that dishwasher feels…
Bet when you saw that headline, you thought I was kidding…
“I love you!” an enthused female audience member screamed out during a lull in Daniel Tosh’s Friday set at Eisenhower Auditorium. “I have little to no feelings toward you,” he responded without hesitation. “Maybe you shouldn’t put yourself out there so quickly.” Saying Daniel Tosh doesn’t worry about the things you and I do really […]
In order to prepare for Movin’ On 2009, Onward State has prepared a primer on the different bands that will be performing. Earlier today, we brought you the scoop on the Battle of the Bands winners. Here are the main acts. Band Name: Innerparty System Hometown: Mohnton, Pennsylvania Members: Patrick (vocals); Kris (guitar, synth, vocals); […]