You need WiFi when you get back to school, and no one wants to deal with slow or shoddy service from the internet service provider (ISP).
Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, and USC were all ranked above the Nittany Lions in ESPN's "Linebacker U" rankings.
The 20-minute wait for your spot in the queue dwarfs other trials of endurance and actually makes them feel like fleeting moments.
We'll see you and the horses on Old Town Road, 26.
We asked some of our youngest staffers to take a break from studying and packing up their dorms to reflect on their first year in Happy Valley.
If stories about freshmen peeing in sinks (or on their roommates) are your thing, then keep reading.