We can't predict exactly what will happen today, but we know the Penn State-Pitt faceoff will be heated. Here's a drinking game to make this once-in-every-16-years experience either way better or way worse.
Here's our power-listing of Trace McSorley nicknames.
This is supposed to be fun.
With the overall record (50–42–4) tipping In Penn State's favor, it's safe to say all of these things boast bigger rivalries with Penn Staters than Pitt does.
Though Heinz Field may be packed this Saturday, the average Pitt football game sees a turnout much worse.
Here's a fall-themed playlist for those of us who already know our Halloween costumes and already have pumpkin-flavored recipes brewing in our heads.