"Since we're (Lamb)da Chi, we tried to get a pet lamb as a mascot," Alex Buckley explained. "But it turns out goats make better pets."
If you do anything today, please search for the beloved former Penn State president George Atherton on Google images (warning: slightly NSFW).
Put on the same Larry Bird jersey as everyone else, make some post-game Chipotle plans, and press play.
Nico Megaludis predicted his NCAA wrestling championship at 125 pounds by writing and tapping an inspirational poster to the driving wheel in his car a year ago.
Keegan-Michael Key missed the deadline to fill out his bracket, but there are a few other Penn Staters you can compare your bracket to.
Missing Spring Break already? Check out some of our favorite Penn State pictures from around the globe.