If a Saturday night at Canyon Pizza was a book, here is the colophon.
Thank the student media gods that a moment of true greatness was captured, and never forget that NO ONE can eat a cheesesteak like a blogger.
You've asked, and we've listened.
Tim Beckman was fired as Illinois Head Football Coach on Friday, and Penn State Twitter promptly responded how it always does in these situations: by mocking Beckman and cracking jokes.
We want you to submit photos and see if you're better than our house photographers. And, if you are, we'll fire them and publicly shame their photography (well, maybe).
If you think the view from your apartment, dorm, or house is the best in Happy Valley, why not share with everyone else? Without the creep-factor and illogicality of inviting tens of thousands of visitors into your home, of course.