We at Onward State couldn’t miss the opportunity to experience bid day in our three most beloved states of mind. That being said, we present to you one competent, and two absolutely inebriated, staff members in the latest edition of Drunk, Sober, High.
If a Saturday night at Canyon Pizza was a book, here is the colophon.
Thank the student media gods that a moment of true greatness was captured, and never forget that NO ONE can eat a cheesesteak like a blogger.
You've asked, and we've listened.
Tim Beckman was fired as Illinois Head Football Coach on Friday, and Penn State Twitter promptly responded how it always does in these situations: by mocking Beckman and cracking jokes.
We want you to submit photos and see if you're better than our house photographers. And, if you are, we'll fire them and publicly shame their photography (well, maybe).