It's time to get creative and safely make the most of these unprecedented times.
"I feel especially bad for the freshmen. You’re looking at some idiot sitting in his kitchen. That wasn’t the plan."
Although in-person activities are limited, there's no stopping you from getting Sylly on your own virtual island.
Now that Penn State has transformed its campus into a socially distanced utopia, you've probably noticed there are far fewer pieces of furniture around.
Whether you're a newbie freshman or a veteran dorm dweller, we want to see your decked out cribs.
Smash the over on uses of "unprecedented" this week, folks.