You know it's bad when a conference's best mascot is a species that doesn't even exist.
NJ.com Rutgers beat writer Ryan Dunleavy is most definitely not a fan of Penn State.
We understand how challenging coming up with a new caption for every tailgate picture, so we're here to help.
As men's basketball gets ready to take on the Fighting Camels of Campbell, let's take a look at some of the craziest mascots the Nittany Lions will face in a range of sports.
Whether you're a freshman struggling to find a place to go or you're too scared to leave the warmth of your own room, hosting a tailgate in your dorm might be your best plan of action.
If you still haven't found that special someone this season, oh boy, you're in luck. Our own Anthony Tata has graciously volunteered to be pimped out for the sake of an investigation into cuffing season at Penn State.