"I was there the whole time," the eldest Jonas explained. "Joe literally only performed for an hour, but I stood for 46 hours."
Penn State administrators announced they hope to boost student morale by playing the line dance across campus every hour.
The Creamery has taken note of wrestlers' attempts to maintain their weights and released a new flavor: Kale Sanderson.
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Katie Jordan opted for eggs Benedict, home fries, and a chocolate chip pancake while Sammy Geisinger chose a veggie omelet. Only one cleaned her plate.