At least three people thought a ham sandwich would make the best undergraduate student government president.
For Blue-White weekend and Blue-White weekend only, the hole in our hearts where 3 a.m. wings should be will fill once again.
For Brooke Sinko and Sir Remington the pig, it was love at first sight.
If you're lucky enough to pregame with a Penn State Dad, do it to our official playlist full of enough Bruce Springsteen to make him shotgun a beer.
We've searched high and low for the JoePa statue on campus, but recent findings suggest it may be hiding elsewhere.
I logged on to Yik Yak expecting the usual run-of-the-mill racist and misogynistic posts this morning, but what I saw restored my faith in humanity and might've singlehandedly ended racism.