Although we don't have a real spring break this year, nothing's stopping you from using the wellness day to recreate one.
There are plenty of places on campus to catch some Zs.
Between the "old book smell" in the Stacks and the Halal Cart at 2 a.m., plenty of Penn State scents could replace the current "smell check" cards.
What deeper meanings could Penn State football stars' tweets hold? You'd be surprised.
You already paid so much for the damn thing. The least you could do is show it around campus.
