
Lets talk about the vagina.

Student bands can now enter the Movin’ On Battle of the Bands competition to fight for the opportunity to open for the headliners of Penn State’s spring music festival.

Music Monday is back. Half of you opened this post for the sake of breaking away from the usual cog-in-the-machine routine of life to be entertained by my words and the music I present to you. The other half will whine because the songs I chose for this week don't meet your aesthetic standards. If the latter is dissatisfied with the list I've made, send any suggestions for Music Monday tracks to [email protected]. Now, here are nine relevant songs from this past week.

Jay Z ended his Magna Carter World Tour in style at the BJC on Friday Night.

If the rumblings around campus today are any indication, people care a lot more about Jay-Z's famous wife being in town than the actual concert tonight. While it's highly unlikely the couple is even in State College yet -- and virtually impossible that Beyoncé is on campus -- some of these are pretty funny.