
It's probably been a while since you've dusted off the old DDR mat and put your arrow stepping skills to the test. Little did I know that right under our very noses a devoted group of Dance Dance Revolution connoisseurs were breaking a sweat and breaking it down every week here at Penn State. They are known as the Dance Dance Maniacs, and I stopped by the Waring Commons Cultural Lounge Thursday night to see what's shaking.

My name is Brian Aynardi, a candidate running for GSA Treasurer (Ph.D. College of Ag). As a disclaimer – I am currently a member of the Judiciary, but have removed myself from the elections process in order to run for this position. In the essence of transparency, I felt an obligation to provide the graduate and professional student community with pertinent information regarding an extremely important concern: healthcare.

UPUA Presidential candidates provided a more contentious dialogue during the second and final debate last night in the HUB Auditorium. Tickets Anand Ganjam and Emily McDonald, Meeten Doshi and Kate Taylor, and Melissa McCleery and Tim Rinehart answered questions regarding both external and internal UPUA governance, in addition to defending their own platforms and questioning opponents’.

It has just been announced that Canyon Pizza will be raising its slices to $1.50, effective April 2nd.

According to several eyewitnesses, The Willard Preacher suddenly said, “You know what? Fuck this. Seriously, fuck this,” and promptly became an Atheist today.

The Daily Collegian's sex columnists Dick and Jane are newly born-again virgins. They have stopped writing their sex column to pursue a new topic: Abstinence. They will now write for Onward State every Thursday about not having sex and why it's awesome.