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It's Wednesday night. Your girlfriend said she was totally fine with just skipping the whole "Valentine's Day" thing this year. You were pretty convinced, but today you caught a depressed look in her eyes as she watched all her friends brag about their plans for tomorrow night while stuffing $20 chocolates into their smug faces. Wait a second. What if your girlfriend lied? Shit.
If you are one of those sorry souls (like me) who is spending another Valentines Day alone, I, along with some fellow sad souls on the staff at Onward State have assembled a depressing playlist to assist you with your day of self-loathing.
Are you ready to be bombarded with love-quote tweets and romantic Facebook statuses? It's Valentine's Day, so you better be ready for some love... even if you don't want it.
If you happen to find yourself without a significant other on Valentine's Day, you probably also find yourself trying not to a commit double murder on the happy couples around you. The word "baby" might make you want to throw up, and you might even be temped to barricade yourself in your room until the love-fest is over. To help you weather the waves of cynicism, or *GASP* maybe even enjoy yourself, here's a list of ways to stay sane in this Valentine's Day.