"At this point it is investigative. There is nothing binding about this legislatively. It's simply a resolution."
After all, nothing says "self-quarantine" like a couple pints of Death by Chocolate and Peachy Paterno, right?
Things went better than expected on the first day of school at Zoom University.
Thomas 100 was empty. You could hear a pin drop in the normally bustling foyer outside it. Any comfy couch in the Harry Potter Room was yours for the taking. There were no students arguing with the Willard Preacher. No frisbees were being tossed on Old Main Lawn. There was neither Chick-Fil-A line nor a need to scramble to get a table at which to eat it.
Penn State is planning to offer prorated housing and meal plan reimbursements due to the financial strain this virtual period poses.
How many times did the professor say to ask questions in the chat section?