We couldn't pass up the rhyming title or the opportunity to chat with UPUA President Cody Heaton over Chick-fil-A Thursday afternoon.
Death. Taxes. The Bryce Jordan Center booking country acts.
UPUA packed in a few position confirmations and pieces of legislation in its final meeting of the semester.
There's a lot of obscure yet surprisingly appealing stuff available on Penn State's corner of Craigslist.
This is the end of a wild journey with too many ups and downs to count.
In recent days, the university has tweaked the rationale it provides to media outlets regarding this decision.