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Professor Finally Stops Asking ‘Can You See My Screen?’

One Penn State professor brought the world to a grinding halt Thursday by doing the unthinkable.

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Penn State Coaches Sign Lucrative Deals With Rogaine

Three Penn State head coaches have signed as official partners with men's hair regrowth company, Rogaine.

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Scoop, There It Is: Tag Team Partners With Berkey Creamery For New Promotion

Tag Team has officially partnered with the Berkey Creamery to sell more ice cream and boost morale as its workers return to scooping this spring.

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President Barron Is Doing WHAT?!

According to an exclusive report, President Barron aims to make up lost university revenue by selling campus-collected wastewater.

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Penn State Domesticates Black Bear Spotted On Campus For Research Study

Simply put, Penn State needed a creative way to publicize its new state-of-the art research building. Meet "Bearron" the black bear.

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Penn State Leaks List Of Possible University President Candidates

Barron's alleged shortlist includes...Mike the Mailman and a CATA bus??

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