In the latest installment of Last Night’s Party, Onward State correspondents traveled away from downtown State College and into the wild of north campus to attend the Atlas Soundtrack’s “Blow Out Your Speakers House Party”. We were in for a treat. For those of you unfamiliar with Atlas Soundtrack, this hip-hop reggae septet may be […]
This is what happens when someone pees in the shower.
“Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked.” Ralph Ellison, author of The Invisible Man You’ve never seen such a comprehensive collection of Black History as this one. Penn State University’s Paterno Library recently received a generous donation of over 10,000 books, letters, paintings, and sheet music from African-American bibliophile Charles L. […]
If any of you readers are like me, you hated Ruckus for its obnoxious advertising, inconsistent availability of certain music, and the fact that no matter what, the program would not minimize. But you used it anyway, because you were too snobby/paranoid/technologically incompetent to illegally pirate music. Guess what – now we don’t even have […]
Student-Athletes, or any athletes for that matter, are always looking for ways to stay hydrated. For many, Vitamin Water is the beverage of choice. Unfortunately for varsity athletes with a Vitamin Water jones, the NCAA has banned six flavors of the drink because they contain stimulants. Specifically, the flavors either contain caffeine or taurine, the […]
“How To Get All The Ladies, Part 2” Hello again broskis. Most of you have read the first part of my guide to getting ladies, so now you have the looks to get you the girls. But looks alone aren’t enough to get that chick. You need to go to the right places, act right, […]