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The Best Penn State Pick Up Lines: Part 3

Cuffing season is upon us, folks.

If you’re feeling lonely because you haven’t found that someone special ahead of the cozier months to come, never fear. With more than 40,000 people on campus, love is bound to strike at Penn State.

Fortunately, the season has just begun and there is plenty of time for some ~love~ to creep into your life. But, you gotta start somewhere, and luckily for you, we’ve come equipped with 22 pickup lines to help break the ice with your prospective bae.

We here at Onward State are no strangers to helping the community out with pickup lines. In fact, we’ve already done it twice!

So get on out there and try out some of our new and improved pickup lines. You never know — maybe you’ll find the love of your life. However, if you end up getting smacked in the face, we’re not to blame.

  1. Is your Packback score 100? Because you definitely sparked my curiosity.
  2. Are you the White Loop on a rainy day? Because I want to be stuck inside you all day long.
  3. Shawty, your eyes must be the Pattee stacks the way I get lost in them.
  4. I’m as smooth as Franklin’s head…if you know what I mean.
  5. I’m no Brad Kraut, but I sure know how to make you kick the sheets.
  6. Let’s show some Penn State pride. If you blew me, I’d give you some white.
  7. I’m like construction on Atherton. I’m loud, annoying, and you’ll never know when I’ll finish.
  8. Damn, are you Kris Shakes? Because you sure know how to handle flying balls.
  9. You must be McLanahan’s the way you have everything I’m looking for.
  10. Don’t worry — I’m not a freshman running back. I’ll never let you escape from my arms.
  11. This Sprite ain’t the only thing that’s feeling dirty tonight.
  12. Bo Nickal isn’t the only Penn Stater known for finishing in under a minute.
  13. They call me Sean Clifford. I’m average, loyal, but bound to disappoint you in a month.
  14. I like my men how I like my engineering classes: hard.
  15. Are you a Canvas discussion post? Because I want to do you right at midnight.
  16. Girl, you got more curves than a non-linear graph.
  17. Do you know what Shortlidge and I have in common? Everyone is always out of breath when they finish on top.
  18. My nickname is Crown Russe. I may not taste the greatest, but I definitely get the job done.
  19. My pu$$y is like a Spin Bike — Premium.
  20. They should call you Neeli for how I’m trying to see you Bend-a-Booty.
  21. Do you wanna be wined, dined, and 409’d?
  22. I’m not in a frat.

Thank us later. Now go out there and get ’em, tiger nittany lion.

P.S. — If there is any lady out there who laughed at any of these, please feel free to reach out to my email in the author section below.

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Tobey Prime

Tobey is a senior studying broadcast journalism from Lancaster, PA. He is a major Pittsburgh sports fan and Miami Heat fanatic. When Tobey isn't writing for Onward State, you can catch him looking at photos of his pugs. Send your best insults to [email protected] or sports takes to @tobey_prime on Twitter.

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