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Noah Simmons

Noah is an International Politics major minoring in French. Noah participates in the Mock Trial team, the Sailing Team, and is the president/founder of the Odyssey of the Mind club. Besides pushing the limit of what is journalistically acceptable, Noah enjoys long walks on the beach and football. In a previous lifetime he was William Wallace

Holy Moses!

For The pasT week, The Penn STaTe campus has been divided on The mosT conTroversial issue in recenT memory. HealThcare? Obama? Balloon boy? No, commenTs have been flying back and forTh concerning This year’s WhiTe ouT shirTs, sponsored by The Daily Collegian. So who sTarTed This conTroversy? Obviously some anTi-Collegian cabal, righT? No, The Collegian iTself posTed an […]

Swine Flew

A recent New York Times article discussing changes made due to swine flu talked about one college that has asked its students to make a pretty sacrificial change: Students at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y., are being asked to refrain from playing beer pong, a communal drinking game, after an outbreak of illness that […]

Pater-snow-ville Cancelled

It’s snowing out. Yes for those of you who haven’t noticed, semi-frozen pieces of dihydrogen monoxide are coming down from the sky. The implications are endless. Dining-tray sledding, snowball fights, snow men, and no Paternoville for this week. I, along with dozens of groups of dedicated fans who camp out in front of gate A, […]

Everyone Likes Woodies!

Apparently, radio still exists. This is news to me, as I’ve only used my radio recently to connect my iTrip to. I was pretty sure that video killed the radio star, but I was recently informed that that is not entirely true! In fact, not only does radio still exist, but we even have our […]

Wait, Didn’t We Just Have An Election?

Yes I know, it does seem like the last election was just yesterday (a year ago), and everyone’s once-every-couple-years quota of walking allllllll the way to the HUB to vote has been exhausted, but guess what? There’s another election coming up! Now that I’ve used up MY quota of sarcastic introductions for the day, let’s […]

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