"Once I heard that Tom Brady is canceling his NFL retirement, I realized that I could do it, too. That's why people call us the G.O.A.T."
Officials at Outback Steakhouse told Onward State that Penn State's fake punt play was embarrassing enough to sever a corporate sponsorship.
Well, folks. You really did it this time. President Barron is simply tired of the complaining.
One Penn State professor brought the world to a grinding halt Thursday by doing the unthinkable.
Three Penn State head coaches have signed as official partners with men's hair regrowth company, Rogaine.
Tag Team has officially partnered with the Berkey Creamery to sell more ice cream and boost morale as its workers return to scooping this spring.