We've made some of the most common Facebook Class of *Whatever* posts into a Madlib style to save you the effort of every having to write, or read, one again.
Katie Jordan opted for eggs Benedict, home fries, and a chocolate chip pancake while Sammy Geisinger chose a veggie omelet. Only one cleaned her plate.
UPUA's 11th Assembly was one of the most successful in the organization's short history, but we are confident that Katie Jordan and running mate Alex Shockley will be able to hit the ground running to continue this work. For this reason, Onward State offers Jordan our official endorsement in her campaign to become the next student body president.
These are some of the strangest (but not necessarily irrelevant) Penn State Twitter and Instagram accounts we could find.
Clickbait is the scumbag journalistic art of using sensationalist headlines and social media captions to entice readers into clicking on your stories in an attempt to generate page views and advertising revenue. It appears State College's own Centre Daily Times is going down this road.
In case you missed it, Penn State has a snow day Tuesday! For the first time since March of 2015, the university shut down all classes for the day and well, the students were pumped for their day off. The Twitterverse blew up following the announcement, so we compiled the best tweets from last night.