Wings Over Announces New ‘Fire(ry) John Donovan’ Wing Flavor
Move over Honey BBQ, there’s a new fan-favorite in town.
Earlier today, Wings Over Happy Valley announced the reveal of a new wing flavor that’s sure to jet sweep your next late-night wing order: Fire(ry) John Dovovan wings.
[pullquote]”Mmmm.” -Kaitlyn Dividock, on the new Fire(ry) John Donovan wings.[/pullquote]
“We are really, really excited to have the opportunity to try out this new wing flavor,” said Wings Over spokesman Jimbo Franklin. “Ya know, we got a lot of dedicated guys working day-in and day-out on these wings. Great work ethic! No talent required!”
Franklin took over the local wing joint two years ago. There have been mixed reactions within the community.
“These are some flaming wings,” says Wings Over employee Christian Brandenberg. “I personally couldn’t handle it. I survived two wings and knew that was it.”
Whether you’re in the mood for some Saturday night wings, or looking to drown out your sorrows after going 0-1 for the week, pick yourself up some Fire(ry) John Donovan wings today.
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Nittany Lions old and new have received new jersey numbers ahead of the 2022 season.