Shall I compare thee to the Dippin' Dots stand charging deprived patrons $7 a pop? I think I shall.
Take a look at what's inside THON participants fanny packs.
Live-performance artist Cody Sabol took to the stage for the second year in a row to display his hyper-realistic painting of the Nittany Lion in just around ten minutes.
"You are this family that we love, and I just want you to know that the university you love loves you right back."
Once a dancer in 2018, the former Penn State football captain is still a major advocate for THON.