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The Creamery is thirsty for ESPN air time. Shooters shoot.
A Friday night game at Beaver Stadium? Never in a million years. But we like to speculate, so...
12 games. 684 days. 16,416 hours. 984,960 minutes. 59,097,600 seconds. It's been a long-ass time since the Fighting Illini have won a Big Ten game.
Are we really this fantasy-biased when it comes to former Nittany Lions?
To the shock of absolutely no one, Marcus Allen's reactions to Penn State's resounding victory over Pitt were gloriously obnoxious.
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